http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx An articles RSS feed from the EfficionConsulting Articles Module for DNN. en-us Administrator Account Administrator Account Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:02:11 GMT EfficionConsulting Articles Module (www.efficionconsulting.com) Copyright 2010, RadioFreeSyrup - Pouring on the Satire Rush needs a favor http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:00:00 GMT Shut up. Don't even get started with me. Yeah, this is hardly on time, but can't a dude be busy? Been working on my fantasy football team on the reg. But, dude! I totally forgot to tell you? Curt Schilling isn't going to seek Ted Kennedy's senate seat! Turns out "Hell, I have three World Series rings and a freaking YACHT!" is not a good healthcare platform. But whatever, he did have a nasty sinker. Another book is coming out on George Dub Bush. AKA, "Another Bush sucked the life out of me and this country book." When are we going to see a book of hilarious Bush wisecracks and fart stories from White House. Now THAT I would buy! "Cowtippin' with the Bushes" Jimmy Carter thinks everyone is racist. Obama was pretty much like, "Dude, don't help me. You didn't get re-elected. You lost to an actor." Then Kanye was like, "Yo Jimmy, your racist call-out is great and I'ma let you finish, but my 'George Bush doesn't like black people' line was the greatest racist call-out of time!" Eric Jorgensen Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT Placeholder Eric Jorgensen Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT ASDOFN;!!!! http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT HOLY CRAP! Dude, it was on! You hear about Obama's speech to congress about healthcare? Well, here Obama was just layin' it out for congress to play it out when, BOOM, Joe Wilson from South Carolina gets all pissy and yells, "You lie!" at Obama when he said universal healthcare wouldn't cover illegal aliens. Obama gives Wilson the Robert De Niro eye. "You talkin' to me?" Biden was in the background all shakin' his head and everyone sitting next to Wilson were leaning away like, "Oh crap. Oh crap. Oh crap." Yo, hella awkward. Joe Wilson was pretty much that dude from Invincible with Mark Wahlberg who hated on him at his buddy's bar. Everyone in the bar was all lovin' Mark Wahlberg after he was asked to play for the Eagles during mini-camp. They were all swooning and, "Oooh Mark, your hair is so flowy and beautiful," and "Look how vascular your arms are. No wonder you made it to the NFL. You're the coolest, man!" Meanwhile that party pooper is moping at the bar, mumbling something condiscending to himself when he decides the lovefest is over and takes the jam out of everyone's doughnut with some horrifically timed rude comment. That dude was Joe Wilson, but in 70's shag! Then all his buddies were like, "Oh he's drunk. Our bad, bro." Totally what happened, except in the Capitol with elected officials. The night before, the prez became Principle Obama and told kids to make goals and stuff. That was really about it. Newt Gingrich liked it. Newt Gingrich is still alive, by the way. Today, everyone is remembering the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks. The new administration is handling it pretty money. Keepin' it cazh and avoiding the fact no one knows where Osama Bin Laden is at. Yo, I'm still waiting to see if Toby Keith will do an impromptu concert about ass kicking. 50/50 I'd say. Eric Jorgensen Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT Joe Wilson and the Regrets. http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT U know what today is? http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT oooOOOooo I just love speeches! http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT "He said what??" http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT Okay, so it was a weird week. Ted Kennedy died last week and the democrats and pundits have been like, "Ted Kennedy oooOOOooh, he would want health reform asap! Let's honor him by taking advantage of his death and pimp this bill hard right now." Then the repulicans were all like, "Crap." But then nothing happened and everything stayed the same. So, for his last msnbc.com column, Pat Buchanan thought, "Oh it's the Internet, I can write whatever I want, dude!" So, he decided to write about how Hitler gets a bad wrap sometimes for "wanting to conquer the world" and how he really just wanted peace and stuff. Msnbc.com was like, "WTF?!" and pulled Buchanan's article and said, "An editorial decision was made to remove the column from msnbc.com. Pat is a contributor to MSNBC, his syndicated column does not speak for the network or represent the views of MSNBC." Or, "Whoops, should have proofread that one. Our bad, yo." You hear Curt Schilling, the World Series winning pitcher for the Arizona Diamondbacks and more famously for the Boston Red Sox, said he'd consider runing for Senate? Someone asked his credentials, and he said, "I THREW A 95 MPH FASTBALL!! YOU KIDDING ME ABOUT CREDENTIALS?! Eric Jorgensen Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:00 GMT You wouldn't believe it if we told you! http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:00:00 GMT Test http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Tom Harris Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:00:00 GMT Press Release Description http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Tom Harris Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:00:00 GMT Another Press Release http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Tom Harris Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:00:00 GMT Today, Bama talks trash. http://www.radiofreesyrup.com/BamasBlackberry.aspx Eric Jorgensen Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:00:00 GMT